It started off great but who knew it would be an Ultimate day? There was a roller coaster ride, black light mini-golf, a new coffee mug, an extravagant coffee, hot tubbin', the creamiest scrambled eggs, bargain patterned duct tape, and delicious dinner with no cooking.
Ok, they were leftovers but I don't think we should let that detract from the 'ultimate' points.
The roller coaster may have you wondering. We got West Edmonton Mall Multiplay Pass! So much fun for the winter, one low-ish price. Who wants to go to mini-golfing, backlight mini-golfing, the Waterpark, Galaxyland, bowling, billiards, Sea lion show or sea life caverns?
Oh! I almost forgot, the Government called Francis yesterday morning, asking all the usual vague questions that make the most honest of taxpayer start to sweat a little strangely in their bathrobe, only to discover the purpose of the call was to help him save money on his taxes!
Yes, you read that right. The Government of Canada called my husband at home to help him save some money! I'm surprised, but it figures that Francis of all people would have that kind of fortune. The only person I know who loves doing taxes (it's all the paper and stapling I'm pretty sure). The lesson in all of this is if you can find a way to be excited (about anything even if you normaly dislike it), it will pay off, sometimes in the strangest of ways.
With that I decided to fix my ironing board, which rudeley and abrubtley collapsed to the floor as if to declare exhaustion, sometime last month. Instead of granting it any form of
rest or recuperation, I propped it up like a 'Weekend at Bernie's' four and I'm pretty sure I stumbled upon a higher life form of The Ironing Board. This is exciting! Now, it is higher and holds my junk, all while being more rugged (for the iron-on transfer mega-pressing I enjoy so much). So I got to finishing a giant pile of aprons. I should lie and tell you all I just whipped up 29 aprons this morning, you know, between breakfast and lunch! I need to make tags that say "This took Forever!" or a picture of my judgy face guilting you into keeping it after you received it as a christmas gift!
I think I better open some wine, it's starting to feel sweat-shoppy in here.
