A note to all the parents that pass us by with an icy stare in Toys-R-us as we squish and feel the tiny plastic bags with the severity and precision of a toy surgeon; I know you are just jealous.
Perhaps it's not so much that I have the expendable income to purchase toys for myself as it is the disposable time that you so desperately crave. Oh what you would do with an afternoon to yourself, you can only dream.
The rest of the day was quite productive as I created an ultimate version of myself! There would be more accessories but I only have so many limbs… I think it turned out quite nicely, almost majestic!